You Must Choose a Side

A war is brewing to reshape how the world and its inhabitants (including humans) is structured. Either you’re fine with the way it is but feel there’s always hope for improvement if people will just get along and be civil, or you believe the world is falling apart and will do absolutely whatever it takes to strive, thrive and stay alive while advancing all potential for humanity while eliminating the weakest links in the process.

Why does it matter?

What side you choose and how you interact will determine what ideals will be formed in the re-shaping of how the world currently operates. The winning side will get to restructure the entire system of the world to match their ideals.

What happens if you don’t choose a side?

If you don’t choose a side, you’ll end up being expendable in the war to come which means you are pretty much canon fodder and using up space. If you want ANY choice at all about how the future the world will look and want to survive, you must choose a side.

After choosing a side, what will I expect?

You’ll enter the lounge area where you’ll get access to exclusive interactive options, content, merch, instructions, discounts, and more…

Can I change my mind later?

You always have a choice. If you decide you don’t like which side you’re supporting, you can pay the access donation to enter the other side. Just know, whoever’s side you support more will gain the momentum in the war to come.

This is nonsense… I’ll create my own side.

Are you one of the most skilled, intelligent, fast, strong, wise, durable and motivated people on the planet? Ok, great! You’re now as powerful as a Level 1 child PETT. Time to get to extensive training or else…

Ok, fine… then what potential outcomes can I expect?

The more you interact with the side(s) you choose, the more powerful it will become. This means more content, more intel, more collectibles, more merch, more everything. If you don’t do anything then it’s clear you’re either a mole within the ranks and must be expelled, or you will never reach your potential and can’t help in the upcoming war. So again, canon fodder…

I guess I don’t have a choice then… how do I sign up?

You always have a choice… every choice has a reaction that will ripple effect in your own life and the lives of others. Join the Kartel or join Clownonymous. Choose wisely.