Wasp Smiley

Current Whereabouts: Everywhere

Ethnicity: Unknown

Age: Unknown

Favorite Food: Spicy Hot Pretzel sticks

PETT Ranking: Level 10+

Weapon(s) of Choice: Any type of guns and bladed weapons, Lasers, Tasers

Known Special Skills: The entire Smiley Brigade is trained extensively in all global hand to hand combat techniques, bladed weapons and military grade guns & armory.

About: The Smiley Brigade is the Kartel’s elite unit of militarized Klown PETTs called upon to persuade, dissuade, eliminate or round up opposing forces, especially escaped Klowns and Potentials. If Navy Seals are the most powerful unit of military trained elites in the world, they’d be as powerful as an ant compared to a member of the Smiley Brigade.

If things are “out of line” or not going to plan, the Kartel will send in a unit of SB’s to straighten out the trajectory.

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Smiley Brigade #001 - Unisex Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee
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The Smiley Brigade is the Kartel's elite policiing unit to ensure any escaped Potentials or PETTs are recovered or eliminated, clean-up and eradication of all trails leading back to the Kartel and to ensure order within the Kartel.

EACH T-SHIRT IS LIMITED EDITION - ONCE THEY ARE SOLD OUT THEY WILL NO LONGER BE AVAILABLE. 

Every item that is Limited Edition will have various limited quantities, some more than others. 

How to get limited edition items before they sell out? Join our VIP Membership club to guarantee you are first in line for all new items before they become availble to the public. 

Looking good on both men and women, this soft jersey tee is comfortable enough to wear all day long. High quality print will make it an instant favorite in every wardrobe.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
  • Retail fit
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size

SHIPPING takes generally 2-9 business days from time of order for domestic USA shipping. For all other countries may take 1-3 weeks.

The Smiley Armory

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The Smiley Brigade by Kartel - Puzzle (120, 252, 500-Piece)
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In order to defeat the enemy, protect your defense or get out of tricky situations, you'll have to enhance your mind, so we provided a puzzle for you to solve... 

Every item that is Limited Edition will have various limited quantities, some more than others. 

How to get limited edition items before they sell out? Join our VIP Membership club to guarantee you are first in line for all new items before they become available to the public. 

This jigsaw puzzle is made with high-quality chipboard pieces and ships in a gift-ready box which also features the design for extra presentation points. Our jigsaw puzzles come in 3x sizes: 8" x 10" - (120 pieces), 11" x 14" - (252 pieces), 16" x 20" - (500 pieces).

  • High-quality chipboard pieces with vibrant sublimated print
  • Recommended for ages 9 years and older
  • Packaged in a gift-ready paper box
  • Glossy finish

SHIPPING takes generally 2-9 business days from time of order for domestic USA shipping. For all other countries may take 1-3 weeks.

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$39.95
Kill them with kindess. And smile. Sneak up on their hateful ways and assassinate any bad vibes right off the bat. You know... like a smiley faced assassin would.

Protect your phone with style using a durable, dual-layered case. The outer shell is made of impact-resistant polycarbonate, while the inner lining sports TPU lining for maximum impact absorption. Keep your phone fashionable and safe all year round!

• Polycarbonate outer shell
• Thermoplastic Polyurethane TPU inner liner
• Dual-layer protection
• Precisely aligned port openings
• Induction charging compatible
• Blank product sourced from Korea

Important: This product is available in the US, Canada, Europe, UK, Australia, and New Zealand only. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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from $6.50
Just a friendly reminder to stay smiley, or else...

These stickers are printed on durable, high opacity adhesive vinyl which makes them perfect for regular use, as well as for covering other stickers or paint. The high-quality vinyl ensures there are no bubbles when applying the stickers.

• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.

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