Welcome to the

Kartel of Klowns Recruitment Center

Join Us…

If your main goal is world peaces, restructuring society to always progressively push to achieve your full potential by any means necessary. Only the strongest thrive.

Undisputed dominant progressively evolving culture.

We always win. We never lose. Read that again…

If you don’t join us,
you’re against us.

Join Us…

If your main goal is world peaces, restructuring society to always progressively push to achieve your full potential by any means necessary. Only the strongest thrive.

Undisputed dominant progressively evolving culture.

We always win. We never lose. Read that again…

If you don’t join us,
you’re against us.

Crush the Opposition

We cannot let the weak ideology of the past dictate our unstoppable commitment of the future. Those that don’t bring their fullest effort in improvement at all times are useless, wasting invaluable resources and holding us back from our full potential. They must either be recruited or disposed of.

Promote our Perspective

One single person cannot recruit the entire world to join it’s cause so we leave it up to you to help recruit those you believe will bring their skills, wisdom and intelligence to join the Kartel. Keep in mind you are representing the Kartel so only lead those to our ranks you truly believe will benefit us, or else…

Achieve Your Potential

Everything we are capable of comes from within us, by the choices we make and the effort we put forth. As a member of the Klown Kartel, we expect you to match our integrity in achieving all you can become. Weakness is unacceptable, therefore we’ll train you to achieve your potential through any means necessary.

Choose your plan

Klown Lounge
$4.99
Every month
$54.99
Every year

Join the Kartel of Klowns and help us plot out the next to restructure the world to be more progressive, support our cause, enjoy discounts on all merch, vote, see more storyline. 11.11% of all net profits we earn goes towards charity.


✓ Kartel Lounge Unlimited Subscription Access
✓ Klown Kartel Exclusive Storyline + Regular Voting Power
✓ Exclusive Rage Chamber Music
✓ 1x Raffle Ticket Per Month
✓ 10% Off All Klown Merchandise
Klown Full Potential
$49.99
Every month
$599.99
Every year

You wish to see the world crumble and rebuilt for elite level progress no matter what the costs. Humanity is behind schedule and needs to be rebuilt in a way that allows us to use our full abilities. You will gain exclusive access to the Kartel.


✓ Everything from Lounge Access
✓ FREE Monthly Mystery Box (Full Potential Subscribers Only)
✓ 3x Voting Weight
✓ 3x Monthly Raffle for Exclusive Clownonymous Clownwear Item
✓ 15% OFF all Klown Shop Merchandise