Welcome to the
Kartel of Klowns Recruitment Center
Join Us…
If your main goal is world peaces, restructuring society to always progressively push to achieve your full potential by any means necessary. Only the strongest thrive.
Undisputed dominant progressively evolving culture.
We always win. We never lose. Read that again…
If you don’t join us,
you’re against us.
Choose your plan
Klown Lounge
$4.99
Every month
$54.99
Every year
Join the Kartel of Klowns and help us plot out the next to restructure the world to be more progressive, support our cause, enjoy discounts on all merch, vote, see more storyline. 11.11% of all net profits we earn goes towards charity.
✓ Kartel Lounge Unlimited Subscription Access
✓ Klown Kartel Exclusive Storyline + Regular Voting Power
✓ Exclusive Rage Chamber Music
✓ 1x Raffle Ticket Per Month
✓ 10% Off All Klown Merchandise
Klown Full Potential
$49.99
Every month
$599.99
Every year
You wish to see the world crumble and rebuilt for elite level progress no matter what the costs. Humanity is behind schedule and needs to be rebuilt in a way that allows us to use our full abilities. You will gain exclusive access to the Kartel.
✓ Everything from Lounge Access
✓ FREE Monthly Mystery Box (Full Potential Subscribers Only)
✓ 3x Voting Weight
✓ 3x Monthly Raffle for Exclusive Clownonymous Clownwear Item
✓ 15% OFF all Klown Shop Merchandise