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Clownonymous believes systems rot from the inside. Truth is found in disruption, humor, and instinct. Training happens through exposure, not obedience.
Our anti-klown army is led by the top ranking PETT, Billy Boy the Clown.
We protect the weak and innocent with dignity.
We believe everybody has a purpose and value.
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