Welcome to the Anti-Klown Army

The Lounge

Every dollar acquired directly funds our next campaign against the Klown Kartel.

Daily Auctions

Buy Limited Edition Clownonymous Collectibles only here in the Lounge. Refreshed daily.

Next Campaign

Clownwear™ Launch

Collect what you wear, and wear what you love with no limit to your expression.

Limited Edition | Clownonymous Network Only

Kartel Graphic Novel

Will of Self: Clownonymous Prologue
A man with severe amnesia is found in a dumpster with a knapsack full of secrets guiding him to found Clownonymous to fight the damage of the Kartel.

Funding | $0 of TBD

Billy Boy: The Escape Prologue
Billy Boy the Klown, the top ranked PETT and heir to the Kartel, hasn’t had a vacation since he was recruited and decides he’s had enough.

Funding | $0 of TBD

Billy Boy: William’s Perception
Will of Self, founder of Clownonymous, must find out more about the Kartel before it’s too late.

Funding | $0 of TBD

Kartel Trading Card Game (TCG)

Enhance your mind and keep your skills honed with the Kartel Trading Card Game.

Funding | $0 of TBD

What’s next?

That’s partially up to you. Clownonymous will keep working directly with the Anti-Klown Army, guiding them towards a better future for humanity where pain is not tolerated.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

  • It all begins with an idea. Maybe you want to launch a business. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more.

FAQs

  • We’ve got to outclass, out-sass and outlast the Kartel because if they win, it’s over.

    So how do we win? Whatever they do, we have to do better. Training, recruiting, exposure and raising funds to help expose the Klowns, provide a better life than they would offer, and inspire hope within the world.

  • You can rank up by training physically, mentally and spiritually to overcome all the darkness put in front of you on a daily basis.

    In order to rank up within Clownonymous you must successfully perform a series of tasks that increase your potential.

  • The more you rank up the more intel we’ll give you, more access, more trust that you can handle what’s going on within the Kartel deep within the underground. The wrong information in the wrong hands is deadly.

  • You’ll be given a custom link to share and we’ll be able to see how dedicated you are based on the merit of your recruitment outcome. Remember, if they’re not on our side, they’re on Kartel’s side or may be subject to crossfire no matter how much we’d like to avoid it.