Billy Boy the Clown
Social Media: IG | Twitter | Facebook
Current Whereabouts: A Little Here, A Little There
Ethnicity: White
Age: Unknown
Favorite Food: I-Scream
PETT Ranking: Elite Status (Heir to Kartel)
KKAE (Klown Kills After Escape): 303
Total Kills (as a PETT): You don’t want to know…
Weapon(s) of Choice: Smile & Laugh (Bladed Gauntlet & Smiley Faced Spiked Gloves)
Known Special Skills: Too many to count…
About: Billy Boy the Clown is an escaped PETT (Personally Expertly Trained Tool) and primed heir of Kartel. He’s the Clown (ex-Klown) you call in when nothing else worked… He’s his enemies worst nightmare within a nightmare. Pain is his gain. Rumors say he’s invincible… But guess you’ll have to see for yourself.
After escaping the Kartel, he didn’t have access to his full arsenal and adapted by changing makeups while hunting Klowns, which are both strictly prohibited in the Kartel.
Testimonials
“He saved my life!!”
I was walking home late one night and had to take a side street in the alley. I heard a chuckle from behind me and turned around to see a Killer Klown with a blade the size of his arm about to chop me up! And then out of nowhere Billy Boy shows up and literally breaks him in half! He saved my life!
— Sandra
“Billy Boy’s Social Media’s are fire!!”
NGL, Billy Boy’s social media channels are fire FRFR!! Never seen so much cool clown shit in my life. Can’t wait to meet them all! (Or as Billy would say, “meat” them all. hahaha!
— Roger That
“A clown whose only objective is helping the innocent and cleaning the world up of all the evil amidst such an un-pleasurable global conspiracy is nothing but a hero in our books, regardless of how he accomplishes it.”
— Clownonymous
“We LOVE Billy Boy!”
Not sure why people hate clowns so much when Billy Boy has shown us nothing but love and respect and helped save our childs life and the lives of many others! We never would have imagined there actually were Killer Klowns planning on taking over the world using our kids as their army! We LOVE Billy Boy!
— G.L.
“Stellar, professional service. A++”
We hired Billy Boy to hunt down some Killer Klown that was in our neighborhood scaring and potentially abducting kids off the streets… ever since then, we’ve not seen a missing child in several years in our neighborhood! Extremely stellar, professional service. A++!
— Unnamed Parents (for their safety)
“Unforgettable.”
Unforgettable. Once you watch his content once it leaves a satisfying aftertaste of thought and perspective among other pleasant emotions one may have assumed would be dark and twisted. But for someone supposedly ‘so dark’ he’s actually a positive influence and attempting to clean up the world of darkness. Weird… but nothing but respect!
— The Times Post
“4 thumbs way up from my 2 sons!”
Billy Boy kept watch over my sons while I was being held hostage. Not only did he save me but my sons learned to grow up a bit and handle life for themselves while learning some essential survival skills from the clown himself! 4 thumbs way up from my 2 sons!”
— Georgie
FAQs
A brief Q&A with Billy Boy the Clown interviewed by our team.
Q: Kartel: Who the **** are you?
A: Billy Boy: Who the **** are YEW?!
Kartel: You’re obviously a killer clown but I had to ask, I never seen anybody with a blade on their finger at a Q&A Session before…
Billy Boy: HeHeEEhahHAAHAA Yew can never be too sure theze dayz… it’z just a little toy I keep around with me until I get back my favorite toys, Smile and Laugh. And trust me… if yew are listening right now and yew have them… I’m coming for yew… mhmhmm hehehhaaahaaa…
Q: Do you really kill evil clowns?
A: I hunt and eradicate evil Klownz - don’t get the c twisted… HEHeHaAhAAA!!
Q: Why do you… hunt evil Klownz?
A: If you weren’t so ignorant, they’re about to take over the world… SOMEBODY’Z gotta do something about it… Everybody waitz to the last minute for everything… No wonder the world is so ****ed up.
Q: Ok… so, when’s the last time you “killed” an evil Klown?
A: If I told yew I’d have to kill yew… No… really. Yew don’t want to get mixed up in this kinda stuff. It’z not for the feint hearted.
Q: Do you find pleasure in it?
A: Do yew find pleasure in asking stupid questionz?
Q: Let’s change gears. So what are PETT’s?
A: Personally Expertly Trained Tools… They’re what Vittorio turned us all into. No limitations. Smartest, fastest, strongest tools to be used for any capacity such as assassins, political figures, and spies. Anybody could be one… maybe even you.
Q: Are you suggesting something?
A: Everybody’s a suspect at all timez until proven otherwize…
Q: Are you paranoid or something?
A: I’d love for yew to meet Vittorio sometime…heHEHEhahAhaaAa And then you’ll get your answerz. HEHahahaehEaa
Q: So this Vittorio, what can you tell us about him? Is he some kind of super-villain or something?
A: He’s the smartest person on the planet and a mastermind killer klown. He thinkz he’z saving the world but it’z kinda the exact opposite. And he’z also a little bitch that criez when he losez… heehehHAAHAHaha Come and get me…
Q: What else do you know about these supposed “evil klowns”?
A: Are you… interrogating me? … Just kidding… but not really. You thought government organized crime waz bad? Thought the Rothchilds were bad? They are like antz compared to Vittorio and the Klown Army. They are preparing to take over the world and nobody iz doing anything about it… I’d show you what they are capable of but it’z not suitable for mozt audiencez… And worst yet… they could be anyone… Even yew!
Q: …. Wait…. are you saying… I’m a Klown?
A: I don’t know… are yew? A killer klown….
Q: I think we should wrap up this Q&A session for now…
A: So soon? I noticed your Klown tattoo when you walked in with my UV scanner…
Q: That’s um… It’s nothing. I was just fucking around man… It’s just some art someone tatted on me.
A: We both know who gave it to yew… You’re one of them! A spy for Vittorio… So much eazier when yew come to me and I don’t have to hunt yew down… Time to cut this interview short… juzt like your limbz… Let’z have some fun shall we? Let’z have some fun… HeEheEhaahehahAAAA!!!
Blades scraping across metal. Loud thumps. Screams….
…to be continued…